please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
high people should be assigned attendants
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
You remember those guys we called the police on after they stole our keg? Turns out one of them is a student instructor in one of my classes. Figuring out how best to use this information.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
Just killed a snake in my bed! And by killed I mean hit repeatedly with my fist. And by snake I mean a lump in the covers. And I pissed my pants.
Sorry that I was such a monster last night. It was the drugs, I promise.
My vagina is glad I'm back at work because it needs a vacation after working all through my vacation.
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
Two words: blizzard sex
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
All the doctor said was why
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