Pretty girls always come out on top. Or bottom. Whatever. Point is we come out with their boyfriends.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He introduced himself to me as "the gayest gay who ever gayed." I like him already.
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
it's a "shave your legs in the cvs bathroom" kind of night
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
So you're mad that you saw a penis at a swinger's party? That's rational
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
just once i'd like to actually BE there for your crazy drunk stories instead of just getting the play-by-play by people who can't remember half of it
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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