weddingsv make me drug and hornr
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Just calculated that for my last final tomorrow I need 120% to improve my grade and 53% to keep it..buying 30 packs now, go get dressed
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
It wasn't until like 4 and when we got off the phone you said god was summoning you back into the bar
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
That would make regret #10
He was more like the original regret
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
When we were texting for those few weeks, I some how established a crush on you. And its weird and wild and stupid and silly. But these things just have to be said sometimes to determine what's real and what is infatuation. And to suffer the consequences of five am drunk philosophy. No regrets.
Yeah, reverse cow girl. She was on top and I was playing Flappy Bird behind her back. Easiest way to have angry sex.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
