I know its small, but please -- stop calling it my "weenis".
Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
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Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
Apparently we had sex last night, and then I made him drive me to the beach so I could puke in the ocean.
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
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Oh Jesus.
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
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Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Next time someone asks you what your spirit animal is do you really want to answer the iowa state fair butter cow?
This is the I'm sorry text for running around yelling don't shit on my rainbow, end up in the fetal position crying at 4 am in my car because someone shit on my rainbow
I'm resourceful. I forgot we don't have coca cola so now I'm drinking Jack & Dew or Mountain Daniels. Also, I haven't decided on an official name yet for this drink. I'm leaning toward Jack & Dew
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
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