Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
I could write a book on how to barely get by in community college. I just took an online quiz on my phone, at the bar, 6 minutes before it was due.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
Should I tell him the real reason I was in the hospital, or should I just keep him thinking the side effect he thought was in for was allergy related, not I just miscarried the child I didn't know we were having?
Haha he's lucky I don't kick him back into the land of the majestic handjobs
By the end of the first quarter he was so hammered he was pouring beer into the crockpot with the miniature hot dogs and BBQ sauce saying he loved the supper bowl and he loves taking mini weinies to the face
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
How is it??
I'm drinking Gatorade out of a champagne flute.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
This date is awful. He’s too boring to bang
Is porn accurate? Can I order a pizza and do the delivery boy?
Randomize
