I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
I told him that he could only go home with me if he didn't talk or tell me his name
just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
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It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
oh ps. last night you kept telling me to calm down because everything was fine cause you were getting "arab money"...
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
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I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
You're more than welcome to join us! There's red velvet cake and apparently my pants are open for business I didn't consent to this
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
I just gargled with NyQuil
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