Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
Just threw up in airport security. Happy holidays.
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
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The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
Just faked two orgasms bc I had too much wine and remembered mid sex that I bought doritos yesterday.
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
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Is it wrong that I want to do a nude photo shoot with nothing but a light saber?
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
The bouncers found you passed out on the toilet. They tried to move you but you refused and repeatedly shouted that you wanted to go out like Elvis.
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