Just so you know.. I just graduated college with your name still written on my chest
If that doesn't scream bromance I dont know what does
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
'go have sex with her' ddoes not count as wingman
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
He's 30 years old and woke me up for a hand job. Last time I go home with someone I met through Tinder.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
We go out and drink, fuck, and I stay the night. He agrees to it because he knows I'll hook him up to IV fluids in the morning. Everyone wins
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
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