8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
He kept moaning America instead of Erica while fucking me.
they fed me a peach. i was laying on the floor telling them how beautiful they were
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I still smell like men's body wash from that drunken shower I took at that stranger's home last night.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
Anywho, an ostrich attacked me today. Fucking useless pieces of shit birds.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
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