More tranny stories later!
you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
You almost make it sound as if getting an education to further your career is more important than beer and tacos.
Okay. So my choices are the sleeping Guy who looks about twelve and a man that looks like he was the original sandman. Im gonna need a beer for this......
Is there a special protocol when the stripper has a Boba Fett tattoo?
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
And when I feel bad about myself I go to the library and suck my pen over an open book, counting the seconds until a guy sits across from me and tries to get my attention
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
WHAT KIND OF DEALER ONLY WORKS FRI-SUN???
Ours, apparently.
Between randomly bursting into tears and the reappearance of my lost sex drive, this break up has left me bizarrely damp.
YOU ARE STRONGER THAN YOUR VAGINA
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