Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
You can wear my underwear. It'll be like old times.
I think my vagina has grown over, not unlike earring holes when not used in a long amount of time.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Apparently we don't communicate very well unless we're drunk and/or naked
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
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