god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
Hey, remember that girl at rocklobster you thought was hot but were to pussy to talk to? You were right, her boobs are fake and she gives the best head on the planet. Can you come pick me up?
You're dead to me.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
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So the girl I hooked up with last night pretended to be from Comcast when my girlfriend stopped by this morning. She even made a fake appointment to check her internet. Best hookup ever.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
I was in my bathroom taking a shit and my mom just opened the door, walked in, handed me a fudgesicle, and left without saying a word. Yeah. That just happened.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
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does doing it on an automatic sink count as shower sex?
you missed 2am bagpipes and my roommate looking hot as fuck in a kilt
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
I think we might need a safe word for this...
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
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