He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
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she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You had one beer and one beer can full of vodka and you took a huge gulp of one of them and called it Emily Roulette
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
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I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
I've never heard "I will drown your mother in vanilla pudding" as an insult before, and then last night happened.
I swear if he puts my hand anywhere near his dick tonight I'm "accidentally" leaving all my rings on
Glow Paint looked great for the Black Light Party last night, Tonight having a glow in the dark Pizza on my arm, not so much.
For a girl who cried from fear the last time she was asked out, this. Is. TERRIFYING!
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
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