the women in the ladies room did not appreciate my innovation of turning a sink into a urinal
someone just broke into my class and invited everyone to the bar ...now we're filling out a police report. awesome.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
Bro, the freshmen are smoking in the park again, do you need ammo for ur paintball gun?
If is anything like my past relationships, I have no doubt that I will single-handedly reignite the Cold War
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
I'm at 45 minutes post orgasm, and I still feel my insides spasming. Pretty sure I just fucked Superman.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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