i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Just living on dreams and a bed of used condoms
we were looking for paper towels to wrap his hand and i yanked a drawer out of the cabinet, it was fun so we just kept doing it. things escalated and long story short, he isn't gettin his security deposit back
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
Needless to say, she forgave him, they're back together, and I'm seriously considering having a lesbian year.
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
He stopped eating me out to remind me to look at the stars
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