What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
yeah my parents were only ten feet away and we somehow managed to do it in five different positions without them noticing
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
It was over as soon as he asked if he could name my vagina pancake.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Duuuuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fruuuuuuuuck. and by that i mean fuuuck
You kept trying to make cocktails with my protein powder last night...
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
I thought we agreed to no sexting at the school bake sale...
sorry didn’t mean to call you, i was just trying to put the t-rex emoji beside your name
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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