When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
just saw a girl with a lower back tattoo of the boondock saints prayer.. i will marry her
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
When I woke up in the parking lot today I decided it is not a good idea to hang out with you anymore.
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
The venue for the new years party is close to the hospital for obvious reasons.
The bar has bullet holes in the ceiling, and the country singer had been playing drunken weezer covers. A man just bought me a beer on the grounds that I 'have his back' in a fist fight with a stranger texan. And, yes, the bartender is wearing a sherif's badge
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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