Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
I bought a goldfish, named it after my ex-girlfriend, and let it die. It's really the little things in life.
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I like how you try to look sexy and just end up looking like a weird boy.
He kept yelling "osteoporosis" and threw milk at her because she broke her arm.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
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My cat clawed my face because i tried to give it a foot massage...never doing shrooms again.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I remember you banged her while I was dying on your couch, so good call
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