Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Home remedy for the herp. Black tea. I need to strap teabags to my wang.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
I bonged champagne. And did keg stands. What in the actual fuck am I doing with my life?
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