Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
if that dog is afraid of alcohol then he's no dog of mine
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
I mean, I introduced myself as "the after party". I think he knew early in the night he was in for a bangathon.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
drunk brunch me or lose me forever
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
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