you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
I tried carrying you from the bathroom to your bed and you begged me to bring the toilet too
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
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i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
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Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Yes I am wallowing. There is a significant lack of cookie dough
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
honestly i've never been more attracted to you than when you threw up on my floor
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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