so explain again why im purple
no
Its about time the women of america have a president they can masturbate to again
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
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I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
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There is no try. Just do it. Yoda said that. Or Nike. I can't remember. whiskey
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I thought this guy walking back to the dorms with his black laundry bag was walking a black flamingo I'm not even kidding I had to take a break on a bench after that.
You're my favorite person
My dick has a subreddit
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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