I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Hahahhahaha! Oooh get it! Ugh I am so dead but if I go to the lib whuich I will hopefully b havung sex instead, ill hit u up
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
I think I won the penis lottery.
Billy Mays died!
I know. And the US is beating brazil...what's wrong with the world?
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
i am one more weekend without sex away from dosing him with viagra and locking ourselves into a closet.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I woke up this morning half naked, smelling like an ash tray, with an empty bottle of jack next to me, and now someone named Dora the anal explorer is texting me.
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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