Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
I hope my tampon is in his bed. That'll teach him. Happy new years btw
Like lay upon bear skin rugs, drink brandy and reminisce of the yesteryear's before a majestic fire place? Because those are my plans.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
I honestly feel really bad for any girl with a period that lasts more than a day
Everything about that text makes me want to throttle you and cry
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
We need to catch up immediately. I took ecstasy and made out with carrot face this weekend.
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