Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Reggie can tackle my bush.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
i don't know at this point bringing the fog horn might be a good idea...
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Nothing shouts "I'm single" like a thousand needlepoint pillows.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
I love you. I would never turn you into a bear.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
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