is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
My roommate made me go home after I mooed at fat girls at the gas station.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Fuckin wine wasted last night. Found my pants in the toilet this morning.
There was a trampoline and tequila. It was glorious.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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