the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
running late. just ran over a dude on a bike
I think I'd do Clint Eastwood.
...kinda gettin a major gay vibe from you right now.
That was a text you sent me last night.
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
I wish I could rewind to my 8th birthday instead. I wanna wake up, eat as much cake as I want, and have a Transformers birthday party without someone judging me.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
HE BEAT A GUY WITH NOTHING BUT RAZZLE DAZZLE AND HIS FABULOUSNESS
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
