Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
last night you decided it was time to "get organized" and "straighten out your life." You pulled out a bag of troll dolls, sorted through them and got nostalgic. You demanded both andy and i take one and keep it forever.
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
he said that he wanted to outsmoke the rain, I don't know what that means but I'm gonna go help him
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
It's been a year of occasional hook ups....this was bound to happen sometime even with your jank ovary schedule.
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
Sorry blacked out and lost my phone. Judging by the looks of my body I fought a cat and fell into a bush.
It's like you're the one guy who got the "girls have clits" memo.
I just blew my weed a kiss
I drank toilet water last night, I can't answer you because my phone is in rice.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
I'm the girl holding the bag of goldfish
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