Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
thanks for brining me home and putting me in my bed. the pillow fort your built around me is also appreciated.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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