if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
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i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
walk of shame into the pharmacy with a busted up chin and laughing the lady at the counter rolled her eyes at me when I asked for the morning after pill.
i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
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I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
Here's an unsolicited pic of my tits, because you almost died last night.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
It was bad. U were calling my cat "kittiano" and playing her like a piano. Way too drunk my friend.
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