White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
Operation Purity has been aborted
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
i'm going to look back at this as the time of my life when i casually dated that autistic guy
in fingerprint form on my ass. Seriously not cool. \ni bruiiiseeee like a delicate fruiiiitttt. Heeeaaarrr the rythymmm
On 3 separate occasions, she grabbed my bullhorn to announce to the entire party she had fucked me.
I just have to decide what I love more, food or dick.
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
He just started dry humping the air... I'm done
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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