I only kidnapped one of them. chill
I have a story that starts with Nutella and ends with sex in the laundry building at RIT.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
How did our waiter from olive garden end up passed out drunk in my roommate's bed?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
WHY IS IT FROWNED UPON THE DRESS UP IN CAT COSTUMES AND SIT OUTSIDE OF BARS WITH A BOX OF WINE I THOUGHT THIS WAS AMERICA
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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