It wouldn't matter if you are Jesus Christ himself, you are not getting into the bar tonight
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
The boys are giving me the exam answers and I don't even have to expose my body..yayy engineering!
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
2pm: Breaking news alert: I think I'm finally sober. Oh, and that place needs hotter strippers.
We have sex, then we talk about foreign policy. Its a win-win.
his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
I swear to god if I see a single piece of genitalia I'm driving back to LI and smacking you back to the Italian Renaissance
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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