Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Dude, we somehow need to leave discretely with the toilet brush.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
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Girl walking by was talking on the phone about how he needed to write a gratitude list in her letter to god this week. Too stoned
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
But I'm a half a mile from my bed. And I have the hiccups. I hate hiccups.
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It took me three days, but I managed to nearly get arrested on my way out of LA. Made it to the airport. Crisis averted, though. The real crime is, my flight is delayed two hours.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
She always used to joke about becoming a stripper. WHO'S FUNNY NOW?!
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
I was so high I just stared at the papa john's app on my phone and cried
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
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