I don't know what I could have possibly done in a past life to deserve watching my boyfriend projectile vomit margaritas and probs blood while completely naked.
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
To justify your stumbling you just kept yelling 'it's the boat, not the drinks' We hadn't even left the dock yet....
Not complaining, but why is there a Russian chick downstairs making latkes?
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
He ended up letting us go, I think he just felt sorry for us. It's the only time that my night's gotten worse after I've taken my pants off.
We are not turning the camelbak into a beer bong
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Jello shots and homoerotic movie scenes bingo?
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I think I pulled a boob muscle during phone sex
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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