Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Leaving ole miss girls house to go to the stripper girls house. Why did it take losing my job to start getting laid all the damn time?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
You could woo kevin with a boquet of breakfast burritos. He loves those burritos. You could use the hot sauce packets like babies breathe
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
Can't beat it when the local bar sends you off with a loaf of bread on the way out the door.
You're going to find someone that you love very much and that loves you, and then you're gonna find an additional person that you literally can't stop staring at from across the room. I feel very confidently about that
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
I’m going to give his broken heart CPR with my vagina
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