You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
And then she was like, "don't do anything. No blow jobs, don't let him stick his fingers in weird places because people have germs."
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
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New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You also spilled beer on my dog and tried to wipe it off with a paper towel but he kept getting away from you.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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