We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
he belly flopped onto the beer pong table, and almost boke his face, so at that point we decided swimming would be safer for him.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
He put my hand on his penis and said welcome home.
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He sent me a 2am email the just said "Ping". Nerdiest booty call ever.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
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