She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
What tipped you off? The sombrero?
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
i think you're the only person in the world who masturbates to food network.
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Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
We ran out of ice cubes so I used ice cream. Everyone thought that was the plan all along. I just went with it.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
This is the drunkest I've ever been at a chili's
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Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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