Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I was so drunk that I didn't realize he was staying at the Waldorf. I walk of shamed the Astoria, do you even know what this means?
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
Showering in my swimsuit in hopes of getting the beer smell out.
Ohhh. Its been awhile. Vending machine hotel condoms are $15 here who can afford to not get herpes?
I'm in a waiting room at the hospital - and there's a dude here who is WAY too proud of his urine sample.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
I owe a guy a shoe because I threw it over a fence. That is all.
Why do I even exist?
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
Did you ever hear the story about the time I did blow in a bar bathroom with the #1 ranked golfer in the world?
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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