OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
you know it's the perfect hook up when you don't have any friends in common with his girlfriend on facebook.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
She saves ONE person's life while blacked out and now she's positive anything can be done "while fucking hammered"
You are a piece of meat with a side of awesome to me.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
How does she have a hairless cat and a husband it's not fair. Both are hard to come by
Two things. 1) party at my house this Friday 2) what was the name of the Australian you fucked on the cruise ship?
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
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