So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
trsut me youll find me, im the only kanye west here and every1 is chanting dbag at me
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
I think he pocket dials me so much because I'm in his phone as 'Air Mattress'
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
Check the mailbox while you're out!
I already looked this morning. You go check and see what you won on Ebay after your day drinking spree.
Because of my cut offs, my brother is convinced I fucked a girl so hard she forgot to take her pants. Fairly accurate.
I met my future husband in an elevator. Think Hispanic version of Dr. Bunsen Honeydew from the Muppets, but with eyes like Michael Fassbender.
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