try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
no, I didn't make it. Instead, i watched VH1 for... 13 hours? I use the question mark because I was using Flavor Flav's clocks to tell time after the first 3 hours.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
I can't straight up say the only reason I smoked a couple bowls with you was for your three legged cat
The bouncer was just about to kick Sarah out for getting with this guy 'too physically'. I told him that was 'her style' and he let them stay. Banter.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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