i don't know what kind of porn he watches.. but that is NOT how you do it...
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Ok I can't be your drugdealer AND booty call AND friend. It just doesn't work that way
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
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My Mom printed off all of my Augusts text messages. Apparently I've been drinking WAY too much and having an intermediate drug problem. I have to go home everyw weekend for the rest of the semester
she cut her forehead open playing a drunken game of pin the tail on the donkey and now she's having a panic attack.
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
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i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
You can't say "my boobs are wonderful" and not expect my drunken subconscious to focus on wanting to see them. Btw-can I see them?
Then. Omg he showed me A CARD TRICK AFTER WE CAME
I still don't know his name but his ass is spectacular. Like he should never wear pants.
What if for Halloween I paint my self gold and make sandwiches for everyone? I'd be a trophy wife! Get it?
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
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