How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
At one point during the moaning he reminded me of Forrest Gump
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
Friday is the holy day of drinking. Thou shalt observe the Sabbath. It's in the bible. Look it up bitch.
My last memory of last night was being in a laundry room doing blow and admiring a washer and dryer... I think that's the earmark of old age
I was trying to decide if i was still high whenever i realized i was pressing the buttons on the microwave cause i liked the sound.
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