My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
My lower body still feels like its been through a garbage disposal and a trash compactor. In that order.
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I mean technically the bite was both in my nose and on the outside of it. I thought I was going to need stitches or something.
Why was his mouth around your nose anyways?
It was just one of those nights, man.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Can we make 2014 the year of no unsolicited dick pics?
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
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