Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
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I remember nothing of last night, but I did manage to figure out which frats I went to by the trails of straw across campus.
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
This juggling 3 dicks is getting exhausting
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
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It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
Is there a single word to describe 'the last guy she slept with before meeting her husband'? Cause there should be.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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