There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
I just wanna buy a tempur-pedic so i can drink in bed and not spill
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So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
woke up with a sweatshirt on that said "someone special calls me grandma" and a sword. i'm just going to assume that it was a good night
He just went up to bed, still drunk from last night, carrying a pear, a pipe, and an unopened bottle of wine. I think he'll be fine.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
Omfg amy I'm not kidding you I think a blow job is what landed me in the hospital
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There's two sisters at this place and they look competitive. Try for a threesome tonight?
There is nothing worse then the feeling after you've held in farts all night..
What's his name?
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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