CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Ever since I got married, I've become the MacGuyver of masturbation
I woke up this morning to 7 word documents that all said "remember to be extremely angry at your jerk of a brother." What the hell did you do to me last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
She made me watch three musicals and then told me she was too tired for me to stay over. I think I'm being punished but I have no clue what I did.
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