wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
She asked the class if starwars was based on a true story...
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I think I should just go up to him and say, "before I invest time in this could I just take a look at your penis?"
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
And the you walked in and said to the only under age dude "IM NOT SLEEPING WITH YOU TONIGHT!!!" You may not have high standards but thanks for not sleeping with my brother!
Btw I puked in your glovebox
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