bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
For Halloween this year I'm gonna go as Angelina from Jersey Shore. I'm gonna yell "umm HELLO?!," cockblock someone, then leave the party early
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Best elective surgery ever. Having a great time ignoring girls' pleas to pull out and blowing it inside anyway. I like to watch them absolutely freak out and go batshit crazy for 20 mins before I mention the snip-snip surgery. Power trip.
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I feel like delivery guys should know that when you order lunch for one and answer the door wearing sweatpants, there's no need to say "Happy Valentine's Day."
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
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I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
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