just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
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I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
It's pathetic. My bed hasn't been this sexless since it was in bedmart.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
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Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
Do you rver get that feeling like their are poprocks filling ur boday?
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
i just had to ask the gas station attendant what state i was in... winning at life.
im in missouri by the way.
I made him fuck me while wearing a Thor helmat from Walmart. Geek sex is the best sex
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