I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
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a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
This guy just asked me to stab his arm with my keys to make sure he wasn't dying.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
Like I'm not tryna become president or marry a doctor or some shit here, like one level above garbage is all I'm asking for
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
OMG also, I'm sorry I tased you a lil
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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