did i really try to jack off an athens police horse last night? please tell me youre kidding..
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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