we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
way to not show up for Habitat for Humanity, real classy...
I saved lives by not driving this morning
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
First memory of my senior year: Going into registration still drunk from last night.
Then mom squeezed my boob and said, "Dad would go nuts if I had these..."
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Every FB picture she has looks like it's from the POV of the guy she's blowing
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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