You should dream of me :)
I'm going to dream of single life.
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
I truly don't know anything about sober relationships. Normally I would just drunkenly yell "sex?" in a guy's face. What do I do now? Be like, sooo uhhh, wanna do it? Awkward, and even worse, I will remember clearly just how awkward it was.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
You said that we all need to "head out like a boner through sweatpants and get fucked." Jager night was a success.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
Like he's moved to LinkedIn creeping on me since he's blocked everywhere else & I'm just so confused does he think I'm going to post daily updates of my life on FUCKING LINKEDIN
I know this shouldnt be a problem, but there are too many women hitting on me. I dont know what to do
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
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